The Spoon Song!

This is the spoon song from AAoOD2! (The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 2)

All rights go to Mark Parsons! :D

Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Spoons...
Look out
Look out
There's something evil twitchin'
In your kitchen
Oogly boogly
Silverware
Everywhere
They're terrible, horrible spoons
Look here
Look here
They can carry soup or peas
Or disease
Spoonily spoonily
Lock your doors
Check your drawers
They're terrible, horrible spoons
Look at the spoon
You look like a clown!
It's all fun and games
But turn it around
And now your face
Is upside down!
It's truly the devil's work (Mwahahaha)
They never slice or chop or spear
Or whisk or dice or pierce or smear
No all they ever do, I fear
Is spoon, spoon, spoon
Spoon!
They're terrible, horrible spoons
They're big
They're small
They scoop
They flick
They're silver
They're wood
They're a ball on a stick!
They hold solids and liquids
There's nothing that stops them!
They're convex on one side
Concave on the opp'site!
Spoon, spoon,
Spoon, spoon,
Spoon, spoon
Spoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon...!

The Spoon Song - Official Lyrics: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhWHmxjmHYU